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KICK OUT A GYARU MYSTERY!
Sadist
stevievox wrote in paraparadrama


So, I got kinda bored. Who exactly is gyaru1334?! Well I'ma gonna tell you. Of corse I'm not going to point fingers at just anyone. I'm going to do a little internet research first. Let's start with the basics.



It all started with a bit of a spat on gyaru_secrets between gyaru1334 and mybloodyzombie. . .



gyaru1334 CLAIMS to be from some place called Владимирская область, Russian Federation. CLICK TO SEE FOR YOURSELF. Looks like a decent place I suppose. IF ONLY IT WAS THE TRUTH! Of corse your english is decent, because it's your native language. Muahahahahaha!

Moving on. . .

We have this post from candy_cadet calling out gyaru1334 on her dirty gyaru shenanigans.



Oh man, why should we make a fake journal FAMOUS? I like to give credit where the credit is due.

So, I got pretty bored. I thought i'd break out some of my crazy ninja CSI skillz. Please take note of the screencap above. What makes it special? IP logging of corse!



She does not come from Russia at all. This makes me sad, she isn't Sara Palin's neighbor nor does she know T.a.t.u.

Now, are you ready for gyaru1334's true identity to be revealed?

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IS THE ANTICIPATION KILLING YOU?
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LOL THIS IS KINDA ANNOYING
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GET READY FOR IT
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IT'S NONE OTHER THAN. . .
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DUN DUN DUN! THE MYSTERY IS CRACKED! gyaru1334 is none other than finest_hyna aka Kai, member of DIAMOND. Girl, why you gotta play like that? I'm actually a bit shocked.


Honestly, I had a lot of fun cracking this.

Discuss.

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I don't know what that bitches problem is. No one has cut on her in forever and now she's just gonna get it ten times worse than ever.

Dumbass.

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What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

Also, did you know Russia has the highest abortion rate in the world?

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but i read somewhere that over 50% of women in russia have made an abort mainly cos they were too yound to be mothers. i thought it was kinda.. JDGEIW. >O

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fix your comment please

that was my comment. lj just wanted to fix it.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Damn it. Why did you have to get laid off?!

I've met Kai in person. She was really nice to me. I'd like to believe it wasn't her, but everything points to her. I don't know of any other gyaru in Indiana period. It's widely known that she doesn't like Maggz and Coleman.

Tbh, this was just a past time for me. I got bored, and curious. Damn, that makes me sound like I experimented with a boy or something. Weird.

I've discussed this with both Maggz and Coleman, and it's true. I highly doubt there's any gyaru out there who know how, or have the resources to do some fancy IP magic. Therefore, everything falls back on her. While I love this drama, it entertains me immensely. . . lulz, just say what you gotta say as yourself? Why make some fake trolling lj.

To quote the gals that replied on her journal entry: "It's only the internet."



Look!!! It's Para2Mahou!!!

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It was Kai defending herself, and some face painters saying how Maggie and Coleman are horrible people and that they don't like drama or something.

Don't forget the "OBAMA WANTS MOTHERS BACK TO SCHOOL" advertisements at the top of her page.

I hope you got a screen cap of this.

I think farts are funny.

Now, now, I don't think the other Diamond Gyaru had anything to do with gyaru1334.

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Which one is Duckylips? I only know Val and Kai. I know of Bambee too that's it?

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GODDAMN DAIZY DUCK RUINS EVERYTHING!!!

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Now all we need is a key stroke analysis to compare gyaru1334 and finest_hyna

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Also, compare that to her current Gal Secret reply: http://community.livejournal.com/gyaru_secrets/30346.html?#cutid1

Same way of numbering, same selective capitalization and punctuation, same way of starting sentences with "haha". Humm... hummmmmmm

Also gyaru1334 said "you're making me famous" which is a saying I've seen Kaizo use before.

This bitch has been herpes on the gyaru comms forever. Go away, stop making the duck face, stop trying to hard and STOP BEING A CUNT. Fuck.

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Don't be sad Super Phil.

She deleted this journal so she can use gyaru1334 as her main journal now. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

whats' her problem it's' just the f-in''' internet for christ sakes''~!

I hope she stays stong MAN U GUYS!!!

If you keep this up in her "condition" it could be bad.

Can you imagine if the internet killed her baby?


....lolololol

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